| Well, its the last call at the fag end | 
| Of the wrong bar at the bad end | 
| Of the wrong side of a dog town | 
| On a one way road that takes you down | 
| From a shit creek, and back again | 
| The doors swing open and they all come in | 
| From the arse end of a sick world | 
| A bus load of Yakuza girls | 
| Yakuza girls, chicks of doom | 
| Fanning out to cover the room | 
| Smokin' Luckys, climbin the bar | 
| Drinkin' saki from an old fruit jar | 
| Yakuza girls, 12 o’clock high | 
| Fishnets all the way to Hawaii | 
| Playin' karioke and singin' along | 
| With the key words of a lock’n’loll song | 
| Well, ya get to see 'em all comin' through this place | 
| Every household name then forgotten face | 
| Every fucked up, low down, pin tucked, rewound | 
| Siliconed, pillsucker has been that ever found | 
| Jesus in the bottom of a bottle, Yeah | 
| I reckon I’d seen it all, but I swear | 
| I never seen this much potential romance since | 
| Lovelace Watkins split his pants | 
| Yakuza girls, climbin' the walls | 
| Chewin' on gum, grabbin' my balls | 
| And tellin' me to cough, seein' how far | 
| They can pole dance off the end of the bar | 
| Yakuza girls, doin' the dog | 
| With a yo-yo in and outa the bog | 
| Who’s that haulin' on a rubber glove | 
| Yakuza girls, lookin' for love |