| Well I might have been born just poor white trash
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| But I sold a few records and made a little cash
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| The doctors and the lawyers don’t think its funny
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| They’re livin' next door to white trash with money
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| I was born on the wrong side of the tracks
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| I quit school early and I never went back
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| The rich kids all looked down on me
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| They said as good as them was something that I’d never be
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| Started playing my guitar to earn a few bucks
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| Singing my songs to a room full of drunks
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| A record man heard me down at Kittie’s bar
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| Said come on to Nashville, I’ll make you a star
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| I might have been born just poor white trash
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| But I sold a few records and made a little cash
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| They doctors and the lawyers don’t think its funny
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| That they’re livin' next door to white trash with money
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| Well howdy y’all name’s Colt
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| Sorry bout the Bass boat
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| I got it stuck in the ditch
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| Sucker came right off the hitch
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| I never thought I’d get the chance
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| To have a yard that had some plants
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| Me and all my closest kin are sure glad we moved in next to y’all
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| I bought a big house on top of the hill
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| A brand new Harley and a Coupe de Ville
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| The neighbors all cried when I moved in
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| Seems real-estate is cheaper than its ever been
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| The radio plays all of my songs
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| I lay around the pool and listen all day long
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| This country boy’s life sure turned out swell
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| If the neighbors don’t like it they can all go to well…
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| I might have been born just poor white trash
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| But I sold a few records and made a little cash
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| They doctors and the lawyers don’t think its funny
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| That they’re livin' next door to white trash with money
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| Life’s just fine for me and my honey
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| We’re happy just being white trash with money
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| Well hey baby did our stimulus check come in the mailbox yet
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| I hear they plan on kicking us out of the neighborhood
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| Maybe we ought to put a couple pink flamingos out in the front yard
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| Fix the place up a little bit |