| We cause anarchy wherever we go
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| Cos our road manager’s got b. |
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| With the boys on tour
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| From scotland down to cornwall
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| We done the lot we took them all
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| With the boys on tour
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| Naughty things in the dressing room
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| 69 with guitars in tune
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| We’re all thugs, let it pass
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| Toothpaste coming up your arse
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| Penfold golf ball on his cheek
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| Big fat toad the ugly freak
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| With the boys on tour
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| Crusty pants in the changing room
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| Out the coaches it was a mass moon
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| With the boys on tour
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| Batteries and blow jobs here
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| Three’s up mother brown appear
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| Wolfie was caught having
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| A laugh and prank
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| And we got rid of luggsy and crank
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| We got rid of his soapy neck
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| Mick got sussed with some old dog
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| Wonder what he was doing in the bog
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| With the boys on tour
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| Vince had battles on his face
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| Cos he’s acne is a big disgrace
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| With the boys on tour
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| Sitting with my pint of draught
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| We all had such a laugh
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| Glen dixon, barry bowers i’m not smelly
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| Stevens bettis had a plate of jelly
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| With the boys on tour |