| I am a product of the sixth degree
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| Don’t you wish that you were me
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| I go for a walk and then I watch TV
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| 'Til it’s time to have my tea
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| I watch all the adverts splashed on my screen
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| But they don’t mean a thing to me
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| It’s a joke it’s a scream a rotten scheme
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| So I close my eyes and dream
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| Hey hey hey I’m sitting in a night-club
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| Hey hey hey I’m drinking champagne
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| Hey hey hey somebody calls me it’s closedown time again
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| Hey hey hey I’m on the Riviera
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| Hey hey hey soaking up the sun
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| Hey hey hey somebody calls me closedown channel one
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| They tell me of such sweet delights
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| You can buy with credit cards
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| Write a cheque push a button sign a dotted line
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| For a holiday to the stars
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| Buy a house buy a car lots of luxuries
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| Someone even bought the company
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| They make me cry they make me scream
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| So I close my eyes and dream
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| I can’t take no more of this temptation
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| I wanna have my share
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| I’ll buy my old black mask and my cowboy gun
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| In a short while I’ll be there
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| I’m here in the bank and I’ll smile with glee
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| If they give all the money to me
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| The bells go off and the cops came in
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| And they’re telling me to freeze
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| Hey hey hey down in the station
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| Hey hey hey throw away the key
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| Hey hey hey what a toe rag closedown time for me |