| Eve and Adams apple pie was the start of our creation
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| and Beegeesus was brought to life by the holy masturbation
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| Josef and Mary Christmas mess gave birth to the son of a bitch
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| and the three wise guys they came along to make Beegeesus rich
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| Old grandpa Satan went to Helen then he took her right back
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| he said Im gonna get on down with it and make this lady fat
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| he committed the act of godomy with this satanic nun
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| and out came a child all wet and wild call Belsebubblegum
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| Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me
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| Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me
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| Armageddon with it, armageddon down with it
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| Beegeesus turned water into wine and then he made a deaf man blind
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| he fed the mass with fish and bread and then five thousand people said
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| bread is bread but whale aint fish how you gonna get it on my dish
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| I dont know Beegeesus said lets eat something else instead
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| Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me
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| Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me
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| Armageddon with it, armageddon down with it
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| Beegeesus and Belsebubblegum are money takers
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| the cheapest kind of holy rollercoaster bookie makers
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| so Judas kiss my ass goodbye and leave your sins behind
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| Beegeesus please do something good and pass me down the wine
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| Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me
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| Some saints are and some saints aint by far as sane as me
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| Armageddon with it, armageddon down with it |