Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Birthday Messages, artist - Claude VonStroke.
Date of issue: 20.02.2020
Song language: English
Birthday Messages |
Hello, what’s up? |
I want to say to you |
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I keep on playing |
That’s what I do |
Hey, Claude |
If that even is your real name |
Just wanna call and tell you that Dirty Bird is super whack |
Incredibly disappointed with every release you put out over the last fifteen |
years |
Dirty Bird is the shit |
And if you don’t like Dirty Bird, then fuck you, because you don’t know real |
music |
Dirty Bird’s for the real music knowers |
Yo, Claude, it’s your boy |
Not really, I wish I was |
But, dude, frickin' sick, fifteen years comin' up |
Hey, Claude, we just, uh, we just ran out of drugs, and I realized, uh |
How bad your album sucks, uh |
Alright, I’m kidding, though, we actually didn’t run out of drugs |
All the best |
Mr. Bingo loves you |
Claude VonStroke, listen to me |
I know you keep it real, but you know what? |
We gotta go out |
We gotta go out on the town |
There ain’t no place like home |
Hello, what’s up? |
I want to say to you |
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I keep on playing |
That’s what I do |
Hey, uh, Claude, this is Marty Downy at, uh, Friendly Birds and Friendly People |
We’ve got, uh, some birdseed in for ya, uh |
Just checkin' to see if you’re planning on pickin' that up or not |
It’s Aidan, your man down under |
Big up the Bay Area, big up Peanut Butter Jelly Time |
Big up Swamp Thing, big up Harvey House |
Big up the Madden Brothers, ghost ride that whip |
Come on, let it jack, and always be where the bird |
My man, Claude VonStroke |
Claudey, you know who it is, baby |
And you know what to play |
Hit me with them beats, boy |
I wanna have Will Clark’s babies so bad |
It’s Will Clark here |
I was actually hopin' this was the second one |
Uh, yeah, that’s all |
Good luck on the album |
It’s probably gonna suck, I’m not gonna listen to it, but |
Love you lots |
Don’t beam me up, Scotty, I’m tryna take a shit |
Hello, what’s up? |
I want to say to you |
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I keep on playing |
That’s what I do |
Yo, this is Ranger from Travis City, Michigan |
Just wanna call in and let you know that Dirty Bird is the absolute shit |
Thanks for keeping it weird, keeping it dope |
And just being original, baby |
Dude, I’m talkin' to Claude VonStroke, man |
I am, dude, I’m leavin' him a voicemail |
I would love to know how someone of your size is able to spend hours on stage |
playing this humpy-hump, fancypants music |
Claude |
Dirty Bird is the shit |
You have the nicest, the randomest |
And the absolute most ridiculous festivals imaginable |
Thank you so much |
I would be thrilled to be part of anything that you do |
I am even interested in buying you a Rolls-Royce |
I’ll go in debt, I’ll sell my car, and I’ll sell |
I’ll even quit my job and get a loan to get your car |
I, biggest fan |
Hey, Claude, buddy |
This is your old tour manager Mojita |
Claude only cares about two things on tour |
His car and his USB’s |
Let me demonstrate for a minute, mhm |
«Where's my car?» |
«Did you grab my USB’s?» |
«Where are my USB’s?» |
Puta madre, oh, oh |
Happy birthday to you |
Happy birthday to you (Dirty Bird) |
Happy birthday, dear Dirty Bird |
Happy birthday to you |
Hey, Bart, aren’t you glad that I made you practice the piano with a broken |
finger? |
It’s mom, love you |
Oh my God, Claude |
I fangirled so hard when I met you at Homebase |
I was so frickin' sweaty and I gave you such a wimpy hug |
And the next time I see you I am jumping on you and giving you a proper hug |
'Cause you are fucking awesome |
Dude, Claude VonStroke, what the fuck is up? |
We love Dirty Bird, and fuckin' everybody’s afraid of Detroit, what’s up? |
Yo, it’s your boy Arma, AKA Louie Legend from Chicago |
I had to call in and leave a message for Dirty Bird |
'Cause Dirty Bird Records is the best goddamn record label in the whole wide |
world |
I love Dirty Bird, woo |
Claude, we’re all writing you in as president for 2020, there’s nothing you can |
do about it |
We’re grouping up and we’re gonna make you president |
Yo, yo, yo, Birdhouse, what up? |
Keepin' it real |
Keep fuckin' doin' that dope ass shit you do, my dude |
Peace out, this is D-Boy Nick |
This is Andy from Iowa, and I’m Dirty Bird to the bone |
Ah-ah, ah-ah |
Hahaha, I love house, I love sex and rock and roll |
But mostly house |
Claude VonStroke’s daddy |
He could be my daddy, hahahaha |
I wanna come party with you at Dirty Bird |
XO from Phoenix |
Hello, what’s up? |
I want to say to you |
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I keep on playing |
That’s what I do |
Ayy, yo, fuck Dirty Bird |
Fuck your chicken strip |
Here, listen up, you whippersnapper, this is Granny Maude |
And I just wanna shout out to Grannies Gone Wild, Dirty Bird |
Little granny’s gettin' dirty, woop woop |
Love you, Claude VonStroke |
Shouts out to Andrew and Pam |
What it do, Von House Party? |
Y’all have a good one, happy birthday, Dirty Bird |
Fifteen years, baby, whoop |
I love Claude VonStroke |
He is my daddy |
A true father figure |
Dirty Bird fucks |
Fuck that Dirty Bird |
He fucks, dude |
Dirty Bird fucks |
Hello, what’s up? |
I want to say to you |
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I keep on playing |
That’s what I do |
Fifteen years |
We always thought you’d be a good stay-at-home dad |
That or working at a bank, maybe as a temporary employee |
You say you’re from Detroit, but Detroit’s hard |
Detroit is mean |
I will give Claude VonStroke on more chance |
'Cause I don’t think you have it in you |
You make soft beats, soft |
We like hard beats |
Let’s see what you got |
Claude VonStroke? |
He’s not even from Detroit |
He’s like from Ohio or some shit |
So randomly a couple years ago, some crazy ass shit happens |
My boy calls me and says, «Yo, they’ll come to your spot and play for free,» |
I’m like, «What?» |
I’m like, «Yeah,» I’m like, «Get the fuck out of here,» sure enough |
He came through, he’s like, «Yo, but it’s not for free» |
I’m like, «So what we gotta do?» |
He’s like, «Some food» |
I hand Claude VonStroke a plate of chicken gyros |
He’s the fuckin' man |
I love him |
Hello, what’s up? |
I want to say to you |
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I keep on playing |
That’s what I do |
Ah, สวัสดีครับ |
ผมเป็นแฟนของนกสกปรกอยากจะเจอคุณ Claude VonStroke นะครับ |
แล้วก็ลูกสาวผมเนี่ยทำงานให้กับคุณด้วย |
Ciao, sono Bob e l’uccello sporco mi ha ispirato da anni |
Pace e bene a Claudio VonStrikkio e tantissimo amore |
Porra, caralho, aqui é Dirty Bird, puta que pariu |
Obrigado, 'cês são irmão memo, tá ligado? |
É nós! |
Valeu, Claudião! |
Hola, Claude VonStroke |
Me gusta si es para tu música |
Chao, baby |
Oi, meu nome é Ana, gostaria de falar que eu amo Dirty Bird, eu amo Claude |
VonStroke |
Vocês lançaram todas as minhas músicas favoritas |
Obrigada por tudo, realmente, e continua a fazer o mundo dançar |
Claude VonStroke, Dirty Bird |
Ey, Claude VonStroke |
Te habla Chema |
Te mando un fuerte abrazo y que estés de puta madre |
Claude, you dirty old dog, what’s goin' on, mate? |
Little Pretty here, callin' from Aus |
You know what, I reckon you’re due to get back to the Goldie pretty soon |
It’s been awhile between drinks, let’s make it happen |
Give us a little tingle, I’ll speak to you soon, brother |
Hello, what’s up? |
I want to say to you |
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I keep on playing |
That’s what I do |
Fucking love Dirty Bird, DB for life |
I love that people don’t know about you is how fucking crazy you are |
But, uh, I love it, I’m here for it, I love you |
Happy fifteen years of Dirty Bird |
Hey, what’s up, Claude VonStroke? |
This is Tony Chiri in Miami |
Just wanted to use this opportunity to say thank you for everything that you do |
Lot of techno and little bit of bass and house that you make |
I love you, Papa Claude |
Hey, daddy, this is Jay and Erica, just wanted to say that we love you |
We love you, daddy, hahaha |
You probably don’t remember me, but I’m, I’m that random Asian girl with the |
Raptors hat |
Who snuck into the DJ booth at Dirty Bird Barbecue Brooklyn |
And wrapped you in a giant bear hug which you couldn’t escape |
And I was just so glad that you’re not an asshole in real life |
I’m a spin instructor |
I’ve made people of all ages listen to your music |
I want to say that I love Dirty Bird 'cause Dirty Bird has changed my life |
Um, connected me with some of my favorite people I have in my life right now |
Really, uh, tooken me from a dark place and, thank you |
Hey, Claude, this is Betsy from Detroit |
Just wanna say I love Dirty Bird, it’s been life-changing |
I love the community, I love the music, the DJ’s |
You guys fucking rock, thank you, thank you so much |
Oh my God, these guys are fucking nuts, man, jeez |
Dirty Bird is off the chain, shout out here from Houston, Texas |
This is Jamie Zamaro from Detroit, Michigan and I love Dirty Bird |
Claude, Justin, G-Slip |
You guys are the best |
Claude VonStroke, whatever the hell your name is |
Lead Shine here, comin' at you real quick |
You know, we, we tried our crack at comedy, uh |
Let’s, uh, let’s stick to DJ-ing, huh? |
Let’s stick to something that you do fairly well |
I love you, Claude, you are the bestest, mwah |
Papa Claude, I gotta be honest with you, man |
You’re in part responsible for the wedding between my wife and I |
Dirty Bird makes me feel saucy (Saucy) |