| Dear Abby, I’m writing this letter in regards
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| To my girl who reads your column all the time
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| And I hope that by printing this letter
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| Maybe it might change her mind
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| You see, Abby, she saw me talkin'
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| To an old girlfriend the other day
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| And she thought we were trying
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| To startup an old flame again
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| Now she won’t see me
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| Or talk to me on the phone
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| Because she thought we really
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| Had something going on
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| You see, Abby, your column has touched many hearts
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| Help me save this romance from falling apart
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| Abby, please help me, Abby
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| Dear Abby, I’m calling on you, Abby
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| She’s the only girl I’d really, really loved
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| That’s what I was trying to explain
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| When she saw me talking to that girl
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| Now Abby, I done tried everything
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| But nothing I try seems to do
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| That’s why I wrote this letter to you
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| Now Abby, I don’t wanna take up too much of your time
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| But I need you to help me save this romance of mine
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| You see, Abby, your column has touched many hearts
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| Help me save this romance from falling apart
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| Abby, please help me, Abby
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| And I’m signing, desperate
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| I won’t sign my name |