| Bathing in flames
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| The stink of burning flesh
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| I shit my trousers what did you expect
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| AHershey’s stream of pain peanuts and corn galore
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| Mr. Peanut Orville Redenbacher have declared a war
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| Ernie Keebler sucks the E.L. |
| Fudge from my asshole
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| Dips Dunkaroos into the sludge
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| Pillsbury Doughboy sits between my cinnabuns
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| He pokes and prods and waits for Nestle Quick to come
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| Snap crackle pop inside my pants
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| I feel my Grapenuts start to do a little dance
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| Then I hear the words of my fate
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| Tony the Tiger screaming «They're great»
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| Silly rabbit Trix are for kids
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| Now I’m being punished for being so selfish
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| If I could start again
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| I would eat my Wheaties like Michael Jordan
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| There’s a fantasy inside my ass
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| Familiar characters from my childhood past
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| This is not a bad acid trip this is Hell’s kitchen
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| La puta de Chiquita Banana corta su cabeza
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| The Chiquita banana bitch chops off your head
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| It’s crazy it’s bad it’s not good
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| The Twinkie cowboy steals the cream filling from my cock
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| The Jolly Green Giant smashes my balls like two peas in a pod
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| Oscar Mayer makes a bologna sandwich from the shriveled remains
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| And feeds it to the Devil Dogs
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| Charlie the Tuna with his Starkist tuna lid
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| Goes to cut my ass cheek gets the taint of my balls instead
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| The Hamburger Helper glove tugs and rips off my cock
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| Puts it in a box of Fruity Pebbles now a prize in Bedrock
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| Aunt Jemima pone siropa caliente encima de su bolso de bolas
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| Aunt Jemima puts hot syrup on your ball bag
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| I’m shitting a rainbow of color
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| La cocina del Diablo
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| Necesito un Pudding Pop en el culo
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| Viva por Telemundo
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| Necesito un Slush Puppy en los testiculos |