Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Legs And Tarpaulin (King Pest), artist - Cinema Strange.
Date of issue: 10.04.2006
Song language: English
Legs And Tarpaulin (King Pest) |
What do we have along the lines of GHASTLY? |
Naught but six with their cups in the punch bowl! |
Truncheon-bruised and exaggerated piece-parts |
Moldy, motley, screeching family! |
With sunken chests the rotting pests are |
Bound and wrapped in funeral garments |
Dropsy, gout, and fast consumption… |
Red and dead, they’re seeping siblings! |
«What screams from thee, we’re much surprised! |
Calm thyself and thy leaping forehead! |
Stow thy scowl and bulging eyes! |
Royal blood should be far from frowning! |
We shall join thee and imbibe! |
We’ll sit and sip from a broken skull! |
Hello, my dear, were you aware that your mouth stretches ear to ear?» |
What do we have along the lines of POISON? |
Naught but a barrel of the devil’s own Black Strap! |
«One gallon each to stow in thy hold! |
A mulct, that’s mild in nature!» |
«I regret that my hull is weighted! |
Humming stuff is the only ballast-» |
«Belay that noise, I’ve room to spare! |
I’ll drink yours down in a draught-and-a-half!» |
«But wait, I’ve only now divined, King Pest is Timothy Hurlygurly! |
Stage actors have taken this, an undertaker’s for their playhouse!» |
«Ill-bred rogue! |
You mock my throne! |
A King’s decree cannot be altered! |
Make them thrash and drown in the October beer in yonder hog’s head!» |
Tarpaulin’s sunk to his ears! |
And the tall one is thrashing about |
Pulling down bones from a post-mortem chandalier! |
One knock and dead-duke and bursting the barrel |
And freeing his fat friend and death to the Pests! |
They bend from the weight of the two royal sisters |
They carry the Pest to their ship |
And the sea will bathe corpses… |
The buoyantly dead shall abound! |