| Well I love pink things and chocolate’s nice
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| And who doesn’t like flowers in red and white?
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| On paper it’s great, the most romantic date
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| Unless you don’t have a date
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| I don’t wanna sound like an old hag, but Valentine’s Day is such a drag
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| Just a reminder that I’ve never had a boyfriend in my life
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| Hey, I really hate this day
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| Gonna cry in my room and then dig my grave
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| I thought I was nice
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| Thought I was worth a shot
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| I thought someone could want me
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| But apparently not
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| Hey, we don’t have Valentines
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| Not one of us can seem to find a decent guy
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| Cause they don’t exist
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| I don’t care what you say
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| There’s nothing worse than being single on Valentine’s Day
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| Well I wanna be a bride, but I need a groom
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| You’re probably not gonna find one hiding in your room
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| Hey, leave her alone
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| Yeah, it’s hard to meet guys
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| Especially when you know they’re plotting your demise
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| I see the couples walking down the street
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| And I can’t help but wonder «what's wrong with me?»
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| Why do we need a stupid holiday
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| To rub in what I don’t have in my face
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| Girls, we got a lot to do
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| I need good energy to focus on you
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| Is she serious?
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| At a time like this?
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| I’m pretty sure she’s being blinded by her ignorant bliss
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| Well that’s just not fair
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| Hey, don’t make us work today
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| We need 48 hours just to grieve this pain
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| You guys are so dramatic
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| You don’t know what it’s like
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| I’m gonna be alone for the rest of my life
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| Hey, we should just give up now
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| If things were gonna change they would’ve gotten better by now
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| You’ve barely even tried
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| Easy for you to say
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| You are not the one who’s single on Valentine’s Day
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| Okay, everyone sit down right now
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| This has gone way too far
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| You can’t be serious
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| You really believe you’ve got so much to give
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| You think no one can see
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| Dani, you’re generous
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| Amy, you’re smart
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| Lauren, you’ve got such a compassionate heart
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| Lisa, you’re funny
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| And Katherine, you’re kind
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| Pull it together, you guys are losing your minds
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| This stupid holiday doesn’t define your life
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| And I’m not just saying that cause I’m about to be a wife
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| Ooh, that rock, though
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| Hey, I guess it’s not that bad
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| We could all have boyfriends and still be sad
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| We got no one to fight with
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| No one to complain
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| If I wanna leave my hair in the shower drain
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| Hey, Christina thanks a lot
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| For giving us perspective on what we got
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| We have freedom
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| Open schedules
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| No drama
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| Hey guys, I’ve really been meaning to tell you this but, um…
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| I actually have plans tonight
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| It’s nothing crazy
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| But I got asked out
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| I didn’t wanna abandon you guys but I actually have to leave now
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| Traitor! |