| Have a word with your Patron Saint
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| Cover up the cracks with a lick of paint
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| All The exit doors are all double-locked
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| Because St Sebastian sways but doesn’t rock
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| Here’s to you — you put up a fight
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| You’re the last to leave, now turn out the light
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| You danced to the Devil and the Feathery wife
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| Now the Ordnance Survey is mapping out your life
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| Look at the small print: it’s what we agreed —
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| Sign your name before we teach you how to read
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| This is the land, the Land of Do What You’re Told
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| The Land of the Free: if you don’t leave the fold
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| Smile a little wider as you’re waiting to be sold
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| This is the land, the Land of Do What You’re Told
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| I’m a celebrity — let me in here
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| One last jump from the end of the pier
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| We breached the wall, but I was too tired to run
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| My Get Up And Go got up and now it’s gone
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| Look at the small print: it’s what we agreed —
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| Sign your name before we teach you how to read
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| This is the land, the Land of Do What You’re Told
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| The Land of the Free: if you don’t leave the fold
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| Smile a little wider as you’re waiting to be sold
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| This is the land, the Land of Do What You’re Told
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| This is the land, the Land of Do What You’re Told
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| With a little lip service to breaking the mold
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| Smile a little wider as you’re waiting to be sold
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| This is the land, the Land of Do What You’re Told
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| We’re going on strike for twelve percent
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| We’re not downhearted yet
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| They’re filming it all for a reality show
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| So twelve percent we’ll get |