| Someone call the ambulance
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| She’s completely nude, standing on the fence
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| She’s about to fly, phone the doctor quick
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| She’s a house on fire whenever she gets lit
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| I’m laughing with nothing up my sleeve
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| Here come that gal of mine like a storm across the sea
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| She broke my heart when she pawned my ring
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| Then she stole it back, what will tomorrow bring
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| Mercy, vengence, Lord above
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| How can I refuse her love
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| I’m laughing with nothing up my sleeve
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| Here come that gal of mine like a storm across the sea
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| There’s a Ph.D. |
| on the radio
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| Says the next of kin is the last to know
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| She grabs the dial, jumps up on my lap
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| Starts to lick my face like a Persian cat
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| Hear me laughing with nothing up my sleeve
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| Here come that gal of mine like a storm across the sea |