| What do you say when you see him out on the street?
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| What’s he get paid?
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| Where does he find shoes for those feet?
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| Does he feel extra-special, like he’s blessed and he’s cursed?
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| When he says, «It's no big deal», don’t it kinda sound rehearsed?
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| Well, I’ve heard he’s a charmer, but he runs hot and cold
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| Whatever he is, he’s the smallest man in the world
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| I saw him one time on Bourbon Street outside a bar
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| As he climbed from the back of a shiny black Lincoln Town Car
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| Where can he hang out when he wants to lay low?
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| And when he looks in the mirror, where does he go?
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| When he boxes his shadow, which one takes the fall?
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| Whatever he does, he’s the smallest man in the world
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| Where can he sit when he just has to have a good view?
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| When he’s called a liar, well how much can he really prove?
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| They say he’s been married, he put in his time
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| Lived in a tower and blew his own mind
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| Don’t he feel like a child when the waitress says, «Doll»?
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| («What can I get you doll?»)
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| Whatever she says, he’s the smallest man in the world
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| Smallest man in the world
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| (Where you runnin' off to there, little fella? Ah, look at him go) |