| «Give us a break
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| We know you want to see him
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| But let’s not give him the feeling, uh
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| That all we are is curiosity seekers
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| If you could fall back a little bit
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| Give him a break, he’s got a big job to do today.»
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| Well I was born a little apple seed
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| No one seemed to notice me
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| Stealing kisses in the dark
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| From two sisters hard to tell apart
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| I was the monkey in the middle
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| But I never get caught
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| From the pump and dump to the bait and switch
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| I can do 'em all with the flick of a wrist
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| Even as a pup down on the farm
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| I never met a beast I couldn’t charm
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| I was the monkey in the middle
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| And I never get caught
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| Yeah, I was the monkey in the middle
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| And I never get caught
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| Well St. Petersburg’s a funky town
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| There’s money to be made if you ask around
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| Microfilm, discotheques, cash in hand
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| And traveler’s checks
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| I was the monkey in the middle
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| And I never got caught
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| Yeah, I was the monkey in the middle
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| And I never got caught
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| Alright
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| And I never got caught
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| And I NEVER got caught
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| Ahh… watch me now!
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| Well, Cleopatra ruled the Nile with an iron fist
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| Some folks they just couldn’t handle it
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| They hunted down my river queen
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| Nobody laid a hand on me
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| I was the monkey in the middle
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| But I never got caught
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| She owned the heart of Egypt land
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| They say she died by her own hand
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| But it was a harmless game of truth or dare
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| She grabbed that snake and held it there
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| I was the monkey in the middle
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| And I never got caught
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| Yeah, I was the monkey in the middle
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| And I never got caught
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| Alright
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| And I never got caught
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| And I NEVER got caught
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| And… watch me now!
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| Well, I came into this world unknown
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| I’ve seen so many good people come and go
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| But I got no gray hairs upon my head
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| And I kept my cool to the bitter end
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| I’m the monkey in the middle
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| And I never get caught
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| You let Jesus make your dying bed
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| Tell him I’ve got other plans instead
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| Take the Reaper off his rounds
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| I can shut my own light out
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| I’m the monkey in the middle
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| And I NEVER get caught
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| Yeah, I’m the monkey in the middle
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| And I never get caught
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| Mr. Guitar Player!
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| «I guess it just be that way sometimes…
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| I guess it just be that way sometimes…
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| Ooh I guess it just be that way sometimes…» |