| She said we oughta get married
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| I told her I wasn’t ready
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| She said I wanna be with you always
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| I said we was already steady
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| She said she needed a diamond but I told her
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| I wouldn’t give it
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| She went out and got a fella
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| Who would come up with it
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| Chorus
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| So she got the ring
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| I got the finger
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| She didn’t want to waste her time with no poor-ass singer
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| She wanted all the bling
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| That married life would bring her
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| So she got the ring
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| And I got the finger
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| She tried every trick in the book
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| To wear me down
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| Years before we met
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| She already had a wedding gown
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| New groom looks like a gorilla
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| But she says he’s cute
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| She was looking for a man
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| Who would fit into her monkey suit
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| Chorus |