| Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen
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| He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king
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| He cha-chas when the band is playin' rock and roll
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| He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold.
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| Because he’s too pooped to pop, too old a soul
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| Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll
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| And every time his feet get to go in one way
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| Here comes a new dance and it’s goin' to stray.
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| Chicks told Casey, You better move man,
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| This is only a one night stand
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| Casey wasn’t in time but he was dancin' awhile
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| Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style.
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| Because he’s too pooped to pop, too old a soul
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| Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll
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| And every time his feet get to go in one way
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| Here comes a new dance and it’s goin' to stray.
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| Because he’s too pooped to pop, too old a soul
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| Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll
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| And every time his feet get to go in one way
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| Here comes a new dance and it’s goin' to stray.
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| Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo
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| This might have been fine back in '22
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| Now, I’m gonna give you fellows just a little tip
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| If you wanna keep your girl you’d better get hip
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| Or, you’ll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul
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| You hips are gettin' weaker when you’ll try to do the stroll
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| And every time your feet gettin' to go in one way
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| Here comes a new dance you’ll be left to stray. |