| As I was motivatin'
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| Back in town
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| I saw a Cadillac sign
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| Sayin' «No Money Down»
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| So I eased on my brakes
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| And I pulled in the drive
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| Gunned my motor twice
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| Then I walked inside
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| Dealer came to me Said «Trade in you Ford
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| And I’ll put you in a car
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| That’ll eat up the road
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| Just tell me what you want
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| And then sign on that line
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| And I’ll have it brought down to you
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| In a hour’s time»
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| I’m gonna get me a car
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| And I’ll be headed on down the road
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| Then I won’t have to worry
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| About that broken — down, raggedy Ford
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| «Well Mister I want a yellow convertible
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| Four — door de Ville
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| With a Continental spare
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| And a wide chrome wheel
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| I want power steering
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| And power brakes
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| I want a powerful motor
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| With a jet off — take
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| I want air condition
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| I want automatic heat
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| And I want a full Murphy bed
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| In my back seat
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| I want short — wave radio
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| I want TV and a phone
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| You know I gotta talk to my baby
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| When I’m ridin' alone»
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| Yes I’m gonna get that car
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| And I’m gonna head on down the road
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| Yeah, then I won’t have to worry
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| About that broken — down, raggedy Ford
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| «I want four carburetors
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| And two straight exhausts
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| I’m burnin' aviation fuel
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| No matter what the cost
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| I want railroad air horns
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| And a military spark
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| And I want a five — year guarantee
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| On everything I got
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| I want ten — dollar deductible
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| I want twenty dollar notes
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| I want thirty thousand liability»
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| That’s all she wrote
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| I got me a car
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| And I’m headed on down the road
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| No money down
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| I don’t have to worry
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| About that broken — down, raggedy Ford |