| This is an introduction
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| To music that just be pumpin'
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| While hits just be dippin'
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| The intention is for humpin' the floor
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| Shinin' the wood with our jeans
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| If it’s denim don’t worry
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| It’s hip hop don’t hem 'em
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| Money earnin' concernin'
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| I’ll be teachin' and learnin'
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| Gettin' hot from my rhymes and my looks
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| Not from bourbon
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| No solution no remedy
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| No cure like a deodorant
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| Yo you have to be sure
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| That if you talk up or walk up into myface
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| That wouldn’t become a big public disgrace
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| Cause I’ll ban you, burn you up, and tan you
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| Treat you like the elephant
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| And man you will be hocked and locked in a jar with a lid
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| Hangin' on a wall in Michael Jackson’s crib
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| Cause I’m bad, in fact I’m a thriller
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| I drink milk, that’s why I’m a top biller
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| Like a funeral home, I’ll make a killing
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| I’m not Giz even though I’m still chillin'
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| Guys say that I’m scary, girls say that I’m cuddly
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| Rough like bark but dark and lovely
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| This ain’t no game and I’m no toy
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| And like Anita Baker, I’ll bring you joy
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| With my word when I open my mouth
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| Ask Oliver North to go and break south
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| A homo is a no-no but you know I’ll smack a faggot
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| Boy, you got to see me, I’m rich like Jimmy Swaggart
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| I’m a loon and ya know, comin' soon
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| A rhyme kicked to this Popeye tune
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| This is hip hop with a little be-bop
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| And I won’t flop cause I can’t stop
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| I will mop up the slop and then go to the top
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| I am not Robocop, I’m Chubb Rock
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| I’m Chubb Rock risin' and I’ll break your leg
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| And I’m more than a forty ounce, I’m more like a keg
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| And I’m the big dipper, rippin' like Jack the Ripper
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| And if you want the proof, the proof is in my liquor
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| So you knew it and you blew it, let’s get to it
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| Gonna run you over with a rhyme that’s like a big Buick
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| And since you think you’re slender, I’ll slap you with a fender
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| And bind you up, wind you up, and grind you up in a blender
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| And then I’ll serve you with coffee and cake
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| Oh damn, I should’ve had a V-8, oh well
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| I’ll put you on a plate so it looks a little neater
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| You’re a tramp, so I’ll sprinkle salt and pepper
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| And paprika on your face, like mace
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| So you can taste immediately
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| Just like the base that went up your nose previously
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| So it seems you’re too zooed to battle
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| What up chump, acne bump, skidaddle
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| You’re a nine, I’m a ten
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| Victory is mine again, this Bud’s for me
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| So here, take a Heineken
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| With your self-esteem, you will never redeem
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| Like Martin Luther King, you have a dream
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| That maybe you will beat me, maybe defeat me
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| But you’re too illiterate, so I won’t consider it
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| Weak is the word and the rhyme is identical
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| This is not the late show
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| And I’m not Arsenio Hall
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| But quite tall with the gall
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| And I have magic and I can play ball
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| And guys won’t boo this, girls will jsut screw this
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| It’s ludicrous but we can do this
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| Cause you’re new to this, Brutus
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| I’m so smooth that I’m the smoothest
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| I’m not handsome but I am the cutest you ever had
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| That’s why I’m so glad that I’m so good I’m bad |