| Let’s keep the screaming and the fighting and the crying
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| To a minimum
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| And if the kitchen don’t work
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| We can fight in the living room
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| You try to hurt me when you say
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| You’ll find another date
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| And memories of me will fade away
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| You try to hurt me and deny
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| That I was an okay guy
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| And I’m just left here wondering why
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| My
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| Girl is callin' me
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| My
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| Girl is callin' me a liar
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| My girl is callin' me a jerk
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| (You jerk!)
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| You got to realize
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| 'Cause you’re not being nice
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| I was trying not to hide the facts
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| It’s the truth that’s in disguise
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| See, what you fail to see
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| Is it wasn’t a fantasy
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| But little by little, all the things and the pressure
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| Just got the best of me
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| My
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| Girl is callin' me
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| My
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| Girl is callin' me a liar
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| My girl is callin' me a jerk
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| I should call P right now!
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| Hello?
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| She doesn’t listen to a single word I say
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| Just give the girl some time and she will come around your way
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| Man, I ain’t got time to waste
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| And I’m tired of fights
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| You’ve got to be patient with the woman of your life
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| Look, I tried to tell her, but
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| She’s cussing me out
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| Just take her to the movies and you’re gonna work it out!
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| That’s it?
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| Yeah
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| Really? |
| Alright then, good night P
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| Good night. |