Lyrics Careful My Toe - Christine Baranski, Tammy Blanchard, Lucy Punch

Careful My Toe

As the Prince anxiously waited, the stepmother took matters
And Florinda’s foot, into her own hands
Careful my toe!
Darling I know
What do we do?
It’ll have to go
But when you’re his bride
You can sit or ride
You’ll never need to walk!
Minus one toe, Florinda mounted the Prince’s horse, unaware of the blood
dripping from the slipper.
Lucinda was next
Why won’t it fit?
Darling be still
Cut off a bit
Of the heel and it will
And when you’re his wife
You’ll have such a life
You’ll never need to walk!
Minus a heel, Lucinda did her best to swallow the pain
It’s a perfect fit, Your Highness