Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Triggered, artist - Chris Webby.
Date of issue: 03.11.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Triggered |
Man, I’m just sitting back watching the pussification of this whole country |
I can’t say this, I can’t say that, shit, what the fuck can I say? |
When did y’all become so fucking sensitive, man? |
Lighten up |
I’m just here to entertain you |
And if that triggers you, well, you’re a pussy |
Listen |
It’s a cold world, easier to play this shit safe |
Knowing how the world gon' judge you if you make a mistake |
These miserable fucking people, so saturated with hate |
They can’t wait to pile it on someone else’s plate |
Like if I’m right with every word except for one in a song |
They’ll only focus on and judge me for the one that was wrong |
Cancel this, cancel that, fucking welcome to Amerika |
The home of specializing in assassinating character |
I hate it, I prefer going in guns blazing |
Annihilating anyone’s who’s testing my patience |
Ain’t no room for pussyfooting in the rap game |
And I’m drawn to controversy like a moth to a flame |
And you little snowflakes better quit your complaining |
I’m not racist, I’m just not too big on the Asians |
Shit, I’m kidding you, idiot but with no hesitation |
These fuckers run with it and post it up on Twitter while saying |
That Webby some sort of bigot for fucking making a joke |
You’re not woke you’re just sensitive, and quick to provoke |
So I’d like to invite you to suck my dick till you choke |
Deep throat, pow, pow, got you bitch in my scope |
Everyone that I’m seeing is looking pussy as fuck |
Go and cry about shit without even looking it up |
So I’d like to thank my bullies all for making me tough |
Because it’s looking like y’all ain’t get bullied enough |
Yeah, I came to drop bombs, like flexing I’m gone |
I’m all rough, so try not to be so sensitive y’all |
If I’m not pissing you off, then I’m pissing you on |
If you’re not triggered at all then I’m spitting it wrong |
Because I came to drop bombs, like flexing I’m gone |
I’m all rough, so try not to be so sensitive y’all |
If I’m not pissing you off, then I’m pissing you on |
If you’re not triggered at all then I’m spitting it wrong |
Easy does it Webby, try to keep that temper in check |
I’m going off like Terminator in a metal detect-or |
Hit 'em with the blur like my memory gets |
From blowing benzos while I’m drinking, yeah I tend to forget |
A devil’s reject, ever since a kid, I’ve been a loser |
But I dealt with it, it’s called developing a sense of humor |
Learn to laugh a little bit, this shit is good for your health |
If you can’t take a joke you need to take a look at yourself |
Shit, if I didn’t have the haters then I would probably withdraw |
Shit, dawg, honestly I would probably miss y’all |
Haters, really, please, promise me you’ll never quit, y’all |
Here, I’ll make fun of me with y’all |
Here’s my impression of Webby, no one’s doper than me |
I got the hairline of someone that’s ten years older than me |
Sitting dissing politicians like I’m fucking sport fishing |
Say I fucked their wives their daughters when I obviously didn’t (all so true) |
And I’m pale year round, summertime or deep winter |
And I chew with my mouth open when I eat dinner |
My liver has put up with plenty of cheap liquor |
And more drugs in a lifetime than Keith Richards |
I used to work out, shit, I really was buff |
Then I stopped working out, now I’m skinny as fuck |
Like so skinny, when the wind blows hard, I lose balance |
So skinny, looking like I won a tapeworm challenge |
Haha, it ain’t that hard to laugh a bit |
At your own expense, fucking just relax and shit |
Smoke a joint, eat a Xanax you bitch |
This uptight bullshit’s what I’ve had it with |
If you’re still mad after what you’ve listened to |
Then that’s just the bitch in you |
Suck a dick or two, ain’t no fixing you |
Fake woke, can’t take a gay joke |
People that I’m spitting to, I am here to trigger you |
Yeah, I came to drop bombs, like flexing I’m gone |
I’m all rough, so try not to be so sensitive y’all |
If I’m not pissing you off, then I’m pissing you on |
If you’re not triggered at all then I’m spitting it wrong |