| February swings my timeline
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| From worry to despair
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| It’s only been two weeks and there’s a lifetime
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| Of friendships to repair between America and everybody else
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| 'Cause Froggy went a courtin' and he thinks it went well
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| Says «Buddy, if you say it didn’t, you can go to --
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| With your movies and your marches
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| Your speeches and your silly songs
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| And your girly falsetto
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| Girly falsetto falling from the highest heights
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| And the ribbons running through your vibey vintage mics…»
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| I try to look away from my timeline
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| But I see it everywhere
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| Another diatribe
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| In 140 characters to stare at wondering when he’s gonna crack
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| 'Cause Froggy thinks his whistle is the Liberty Bell
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| Says «Buddy, if you say it isn’t, you can go to --
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| With your viva la resistance, your facts, and your stupid songs
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| And your girly falsetto
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| Girly falsetto falling from the highest heights
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| And the ribbons running through your vibey vintage mics 'cause
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| Everything is going great you should be super psyched
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| Don’t tell it like it is
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| Don’t tell it like it was
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| Just tell it like I want it to be
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| Don’t tell it like it is
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| Don’t tell it like it was
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| I try to brighten up my timeline
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| With Roger’s 18th slam
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| I’m so enamored of him
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| God above can’t hit his ground strokes with that kind of grace --
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| «Shut up and sing in falsetto
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| Sing in falsetto falling from the highest heights
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| Like the ribbons running through your vibey vintage mics
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| 'Cause everything is going great you should be super psyched
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| Put the false in falsetto
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| Let your voice go gentle into this good night
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| The further up it goes the faster it can fall in line
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| You entertainers need to keep the entertainment light
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| Don’t tell it like it is
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| Entertainers better keep the entertainment light
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| Don’t tell it like it was
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| Entertainers better keep the entertainment light
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| Just tell it like I want it to be
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| Don’t tell it like it is
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| Entertainers better keep the entertainment light
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| Don’t tell it like it was
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| Entertainers better keep the entertainment light
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| Just tell it like I want it to be"
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| I put the false in falsetto
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| Let my voice go gentle into this goodnight |