| Thank God for fermentation
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| Fermentation for the wine
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| Thank wine for conversation
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| With these relatives in-law of mine
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| Thank these relatives for you, babe
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| Thank you for the bouncing boy
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| Doing the best that he can do to keep this
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| Family entertained as it navigates
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| The treacherous waters of talkin' small
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| On this of all Thanksgivings
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| When even the weather can go from 0 to an all out brawl
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| In seconds, just listen:
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| «'Been kind of a warm November»
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| «God, you and the Climate Change again
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| Why you gotta be all doom and gloom?»
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| Whoo, boy! |
| ‘least no one’s mentioned the giant elephant in the room
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| Feels good to be together, whether
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| You think the world is ending soon
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| Or about to get better, so when
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| The bottles being passed, better fill your glass
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| Cheers, we’re in it for the long haul
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| On this of all Thanksgivings
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| When even our sports can go from zero to an all out brawl
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| In seconds, be careful:
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| «Have you ever spent time in Cleveland?» |
| «NO!»
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| «South Side of Chicago?» |
| «NO!»
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| «St. |
| Louis?» |
| «NO!»
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| «Ever heard about a fellow named Ricketts?» |
| «YES!»
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| «Anything to do with his politics?» |
| «NO!»
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| How ‘bout them Cubs?
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| «How ‘bout them Cubs?»
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| Just don’t you mention a giant elephant
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| I mentioned it once and I think I got away with it
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| Just say, «Hey, what giant elephant in the room?» |