Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Miner's Blues, artist - Chris Smither. Date of issue: 17.03.2014
Song language: English
Miner's Blues |
| Mc Chris Ownz |
| MC Chris ownz |
| I wanna go to an MC Chris show |
| But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime |
| I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes |
| I spell word with a three |
| Name’s MC |
| Other rappers flow weak |
| Like window unit AC’s |
| Latinas on my penis |
| Japanese on they knees |
| I love all the ladies |
| As long as they eighteen |
| I got bling up the ying |
| A plethora of Porsches |
| I’ll say anything |
| 'Cause my mouth is remorseless |
| Even the source says |
| My hip hop’s a vortex |
| Leave horseheads on doorsteps |
| My mic checks cost Corvettes |
| The strobe light explodes white |
| As I step on the floor |
| The barkeep knows the code |
| So he throws me a Stroh’s |
| Weak MC’s decompose |
| 'Cause they know I can flow |
| Like Wesell comma Zam |
| Through Coruscant corridors |
| Humidors filled with stoges |
| Filled with dro |
| Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh |
| Is filled with the word bro |
| Fuck the lexicon of octagons |
| I’m all about go |
| These amateurs got catheders |
| I’m all about pro’s, 'bout pro’s |
| MC Chris ownz |
| I wanna go to an MC Chris show |
| But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime |
| I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes |
| I’m lit like a branch davidian |
| Or what’s left of the lithium |
| I fill Wimbly Stadium |
| Once bitten, twice shy |
| Call it pyromania |
| When I roll up in Kashyyyk |
| I roll three Jedi’s deep |
| The fleet of peeps that I creep |
| All got vest’s underneath |
| There’s no need to believe |
| In the heat that I keep |
| Or the swears that I *bleep* |
| Of the heiresses I freak |
| It’s embarrising to me |
| I’m like kerosene it seems |
| Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes |
| Blowin' up, makin' cream |
| I am just like Howard Dean |
| When I scream |
| I get red |
| I get mean |
| Can’t believe you be buying |
| What I be shucking and jiving |
| Fuck it if I am the next big thing |
| With promotional tie-ins |
| I am just cartoon making rapper |
| You think I’m lying |
| Everybody bust a move |
| Like it is that rave in Zion |
| My self aggradizing and deprecation |
| Keeps 'em guessing |
| Call my venus flytrap |
| 'Cause my DJ’s Howard Hessman |
| Word 'em up, yo |
| Word 'em up, yo |
| I just let the rap game |
| Out of a choke hold |
| MC Chris ownz |
| I wanna go to an MC Chris show |
| But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime |
| I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes |