
Date of issue: 31.03.2014
Song language: English
Space Asshole |
In 2125 |
I was on a mining colony |
On mars |
Just a quiet backwater facility |
Among the stars |
And then one day |
I was minding my own business |
I was mining my own ore |
And there he was |
Space asshole |
In a truck flying off a ridge |
Space asshole |
Smashing through a bridge |
And as he landed, out came his hammer |
Smashed my boss right in the face |
Space asshole |
Planting charges left and right |
Space asshole |
All he does is annihilate and fight |
I didn’t sign up for this |
I just wanted to get away |
Somewhere remote |
Just a place where I can earn myself a day’s pay |
Without being smote |
But every time I think I’m safe |
Every time I think it’s calm |
I am wrong |