| Well it’s hotter than hell outside right now
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| It’s 100 in the shade with the sun beating down
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| Forecast calling for some more of the same
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| Well I can’t fix that but I can fix a drink
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| I turn on Fox news and then CNN
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| But it’s the same dang thing all over again
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| The world’s in the toilet and the market’s in the tank
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| Well I can’t fix that, no
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| But I can fix a drink, pour it on ice
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| Mix it on up and get’cha feeling right
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| I can get’cha buzzed, I can get’cha smiling
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| I can make you feel like you’re sitting on an island
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| I can make it fruity or I can make it strong
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| All you gotta do is tell me what you want
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| Put it to your lips, take a little sip
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| Tell me what you think, yeah
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| I can fix a drink
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| Say you gotta broken phone and a broken heart
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| The boss is on your back and your truck won’t start
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| None of your friends want to listen to Hank
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| Well I can’t fix that, no
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| But I can fix a drink, pour it on ice
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| Mix it on up and get’cha feeling right
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| I can get’cha buzzed, I can get’cha smiling
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| I can make you feel like you’re sitting on an island
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| I can make it fruity or I can make it strong
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| All you gotta do is tell me what you want
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| Put it to your lips, take a little sip
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| Tell me what you think, yeah
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| I can fix a drink
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| I don’t know what’s going on with you
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| But if you got some cheap whisky and some Mountain Dew
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| Malibu, Cuervo, Coke in a cup
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| Brother I can hook you up
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| But I can fix a drink, pour it on ice
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| Mix it on up and get’cha feeling right
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| I can get’cha buzzed, I can get’cha smiling
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| I can make you feel like you’re sitting on an island
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| I can make it fruity or I can make it strong
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| All you gotta do is tell me what you want
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| Put it to your lips, take a little sip
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| Tell me what you think, yeah
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| I can fix a drink
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| Yeah, I can fix a drink |