| Waits Tom
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| Foreign Affairs
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| Barber Shop
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| Good mornin mr. |
| snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine
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| Bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker
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| Magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop
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| Mornin mr. |
| furgeson what’s the good word witcha been
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| Stayin outa trouble like a good boy should i see you’re still cuttin hair
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| Well i’m still cuttin classes i just couldn’t hep myself
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| I got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. |
| barn bail circus afternoon
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| I see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good
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| Sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood
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| What’s the low down mr. |
| brown heard you boy’s leavin town
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| I just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue
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| Throw me over sports page cincinnati’s lookin' good
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| Always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1
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| That the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done
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| You know the hair’s gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter
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| You can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border
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| Now if your mama saw you smokin why she’d kick your ass
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| Put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast
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| Oh if i had a million dollars well what would i do
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| Probly be a barber not a bum like you
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| Still gotchur paper route now that’s just fine
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| Now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time
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| You be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl
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| Know i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world |