Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Discount Song, artist - Chris August. Date of issue: 18.08.2014
Song language: English
The Discount Song |
| This one right here goes out to all you people |
| That have ever paid full price for something that is only worth three fourths |
| of that real price that you paid |
| It’s seven in the morning and I’m sitting in the tub |
| Oh, I’m hungry like a muh, oh, I need me some grub |
| I said some biscuits nice and hot |
| Would sure hit the spot |
| But I’m broke like a joke |
| So let that discount drop |
| I pulled up in the drive-thru |
| Right then I knew |
| There’s no contemplatin' |
| About my money situation |
| I have no bacon but I’d like to eat some |
| You see son hook me up with a free one |
| I’m broke, I’m broke don’t you know |
| And that’s not a joke this brother’s poor and cold |
| I need some meat to complete my week |
| So hook me up with — what? |
| — combo number three |
| For five ninety-nine are you outta your mind |
| For a burger and Sprite and some fries on the side? |
| And my pocket is thin and your price is too big |
| So hook me up, oh, with twenty-five percent |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
| Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
| But it’s not so just stop and let that discount drop |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
| Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
| But it’s not so just stop and let that discount drop |
| Now I’m stuck with no money |
| I need something in my tummy |
| Cause I’m gettin' really hungry I’m about to die |
| Have you ever seen a grown man cry? |
| You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up? |
| Well that’s worth a try |
| Can we help one another? |
| Come on and hook up a brother |
| I know I’m not your sister just pretend I am your mother |
| Cause family discount that’s what it’s all about |
| Oh, I need it, I need it, so help a brother out |
| I’m broke, I’m broke don’t poke no fun |
| I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun |
| Or how about a pizza for a very special price |
| And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice |
| Rah, rah, you’re magic ta-dah |
| Make my price deflate |
| Don’t hate for goodness sake |
| Be straight and let me take a discount on number eight |
| I’m in the low money state almost low as my date |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
| Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
| But it’s not so just stop and let that discount drop |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
| Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
| But it’s not so just stop and let that discount drop |
| Alright looky here my brethren |
| I know there’s times when that money’s tight |
| And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner |
| Like the Red Lobster or Applebee’s |
| Heh, I feel you |
| Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart |
| And when you get there you use it |
| And if and when it works, you might as well go and bless yourself with some |
| dessert too |
| Alright let’s try this out |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
| Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
| But it’s not so just stop and let that discount drop |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
| Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
| But it’s not so just stop and let that discount drop |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
| Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
| But it’s not so just stop and let that discount drop |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna discount |
| I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount |
| Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price |
| But it’s not so just stop and let that discount drop |