| I’m so excited
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| To open the box
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| It’s that time of year now
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| Ready or not
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| I slip on the red coat
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| I glue on the beard
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| I stuff in some pillows
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| And there’s a line outside sears
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| My fulltime gig is singing songs
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| But once a year I’ve got my side job
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| So come and sit on my lap
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| Tell me what you want for Christmas
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| If you were good and not bad
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| Tell me what you want for Christmas
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| A pogo stick, a princess dress
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| A puppy dog or a Lego set
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| Before the camera goes snap
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| Tell me what you want for Christmas
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| I know what you’re thinking
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| Saint Nick is a fraude
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| He can’t fit down that chimney
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| With that big belly he’s got
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| And what about Rudolph
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| And his shiny red nose
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| And how do you explain all those elfs
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| Making toys and clothes
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| You’re never too old to believe
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| So write up your wish and just
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| Bring it to me
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| Come and sit on my lap
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| And tell me what you want for Christmas
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| Something you’ve never had
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| Tell me what you want for Christmas
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| A giftcard to Golf Galaxy
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| Or maybe Anthropologie
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| Anything but cash
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| Tell me what you want for Christmas
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| Christmas
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| One time this kid said:
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| «That's not Santa, it’s Chris»
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| I said: «Well Santa gets busy this time of year
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| and he asked me to do this»
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| So come and sit on my lap
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| I’m doing Santa’s business
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| Whatcha think about that
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| Just tell me what you want for Christmas
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| A saxophone, a trampoline
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| That brand new Chris August CD
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| But you already have that
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| So tell me what you want for Christmas
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| I know what I want
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| I want some Chick-fil-a
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| I want a nice turtle neck sweater
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| And I want the Dallas Cowboys to win the Superbowl
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| And that’s all I need
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| And this thermos
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| And that’s all
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| Hey, there goes Rudolph
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| Hey, turn your nose on
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| Merry Christmas
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| I’m gonna sleep under the Christmas Tree |