| Well, now you know your grandma found the wigs
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| Your family gives you tumours every year
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| We’re crazy for lovin' crazy for cats.
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| Get up shorty!
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| You can find me on the floor tripping kids, Novocain is your friend
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| Get up shorty!
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| Foot crust!
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| My arches were scaly.
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| Foot crust!
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| Dude they get it!
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| Cry baby right before you drown ey, uh uh get down!
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| Try a muffin dropped on the ground ey, uh uh get down!
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| Got a feather in my pocket tied to my ponytail
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| And I threw out my fresh eggs to help my friend Laverne
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| Feel popular instead of doing puppet things
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| I remember she liked a guy with a baby bird
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| I say oh oh ey ey choo choo go!
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| No one hock a loogie in my cup
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| Yeah this cool song got cha dancin' til' dawn
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| Foot crust!
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| I say oh oh ey ey choo go!
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| No one hock a loogie in my cup
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| Yeah this cool song gotcha dancing' til dawn
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| Yeah I found this old note in my creepy house
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| Like that star trek when they found those tribbles
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| I think I hurt my cooter bump
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| What? |
| Ew?
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| Why is it funny when I poke you in the chin?
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| I can’t love him if he bought an album for my birthday at the dollar store! |
| Musical reply
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| (Flute solo)
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| Killed it, come on!
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| Oh oh oh ey ey choo choo go!
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| Wait don’t go into that room!
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| Oh oh oh ey ey choo choo go!
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| Does anyone have a paperclip?
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| Oh oh oh ey ey choo choo go!
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| Is spontaneous combustion like a real thing?
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| Oh oh oh ey ey choo choo go!
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| Dope rhymes from my dope girl
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| Running like a lion runs across a Serengeti
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| If I stumble I could tumble
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| and throw up all my spaghetti
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| But I shouldn’t so I shan’t
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| you know I won’t because I can’t
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| If I can make it to the station
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| there’s a train to take me back
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| Sit me on a train,
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| Rolling fast but I feel no pain
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| 'Cause I’m sitting on a train
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| And not sleeping in a tree!
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| I say oh oh ey ey choo choo go!
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| No one hock a loogie in my cup
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| Yeah this cool song got cha dancin' 'til dawn
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| Foot crust!
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| I say oh oh ey ey choo go!
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| No one hock a loogie in my cup
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| Yeah this cool song gotcha dancing' til dawn.
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| Please,
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| Keep on moving
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| Keep moving me forwards
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| I see the world behind me shrinking as we ride
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| Oh choo choo place choo choo go
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| Oh hoo hoo hoo
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| Choo choo, choo choo, choo choo go! |
| Sit me on a train,
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| Rolling fast but I feel no pain
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| 'Cause I’m sitting on a train
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| Choo choo, choo choo, choo choo go!
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| Sit me on a train,
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| Rolling fast but I feel no pain
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| 'Cause I’m sitting on a train
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| And not sleeping in a tree!
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| I say oh oh ey ey choo choo go!
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| No one hock a loogie in my cup
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| Yeah this cool song got cha dancin' 'til dawn
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| Foot crust!
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| I say oh oh ey ey choo go!
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| No one hock a loogie in my cup
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| Yeah this cool song gotcha dancing' til dawn
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| Foot crust!
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| I say oh oh ey ey choo choo go!
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| No one hock a loogie in my cup
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| No one must sleep in a birch tree
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| Yeah this cool song got cha dancin' 'til dawn
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| Ah ah ah, ah ah ah
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| Foot crust!
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| I say oh oh ey ey choo go!
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| No one hock a loogie in my cup
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| No one must sleep in a birch tree
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| Yeah this new song gotta dance 'til dawn |