| Baby, you’re the baddest | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest girl, and uh | 
| Nobody else matters | 
| Nobody else matters girl, and uh | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh | 
| I hope nobody catch us | 
| But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway | 
| A New York nine’s an everywhere else six | 
| Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks | 
| I’m in a taxi, texting with my best friend | 
| He’s sleeping with this girl that he met up on the West End | 
| He’s lucky, she’s a career woman, no kids | 
| Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig | 
| Most hoes poke holes in Trojans | 
| Most people don’t fuck and hit the lotto but my folks did | 
| I’m a mess | 
| That don’t rhyme with shit, it’s just true | 
| Don’t bring your girlfriend here, it’s just you | 
| When I’m depressed you’re someone I run to | 
| But, I guess meet me at Pianos | 
| They cross-fadin' off of Nanos | 
| Ugh, on that hipster shit | 
| And you’s a hipster, bitch | 
| Yo, but not in the lame way | 
| Like, you ain’t livin' out in BK | 
| Like, you ain’t workin' on a screenplay | 
| Like, your baby daddy ain’t a DJ | 
| Like, she listenin' to old Freeway | 
| Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different | 
| Right, that’s why your friends need wristbands? | 
| Fuck you | 
| Can I have this dance? | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest girl, and uh | 
| Nobody else matters | 
| Nobody else matters girl, and uh | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh | 
| I hope nobody catch us | 
| But I kinda hope they catch us | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest girl, and uh | 
| Nobody else matters | 
| Nobody else matters girl, and uh | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh | 
| I hope nobody catch us | 
| But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway | 
| We can pretend if you want to, like | 
| We in love and started dating at your art school | 
| 'Cause either way we both lying more than half of the time | 
| Except for when I’m home workin' on your graphic design | 
| Every time we see each other, I’m taking you home | 
| Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stallone | 
| Yellow-911-Persian girl-in-the-back car | 
| But me writin' a verse would be the only way they buyin' a bar | 
| White boys used to trip and send me over a gin | 
| But they busy showin' off each other Indian friend | 
| She got ironic tattoos on her back | 
| That ain’t ironic bitch, I love Rugrats | 
| Watching lames handle they fame, they bang any broad with bangs | 
| In a band with an animal name | 
| Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson | 
| Analling anyone is the plan for the evening | 
| I’m kidding, stop | 
| Girl cryin' on Ludlow, she still look good though | 
| Love is Eastside, who are you to hate? | 
| Movie ass; | 
| not a 10, but a super 8 | 
| You ain’t see me at the show? | 
| I was super great | 
| Hotel penthouse, gon' and let it ruminate | 
| City never sleeps, so I guess I’m never slept on | 
| Did everything I could, then I kept going | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest girl, and uh | 
| Nobody else matters | 
| Nobody else matters girl, and uh | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh | 
| I hope nobody catch us | 
| But I kinda hope they catch us | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest girl, and uh | 
| Nobody else matters | 
| Nobody else matters girl, and uh | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh | 
| I hope nobody catch us | 
| But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway | 
| Ooh, girl, I wanna know | 
| Are you ready to cry? | 
| 'Cause I’m no good, no good | 
| Ooh, girl, I wanna try | 
| I’m an awful guy and I’m always away | 
| And I’m tryin' to say I’m a piece of shit | 
| Believe in this, I’m tellin' you | 
| 'Cause we barely knew what we had | 
| I’m not that bad, the fun we had | 
| Ooh | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest girl, and uh | 
| Nobody else matters | 
| Nobody else matters girl, and uh | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh | 
| I hope nobody catch us | 
| But I kinda hope they catch us | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest | 
| Baby, you’re the baddest girl, and uh | 
| Nobody else matters | 
| Nobody else matters girl, and uh | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom | 
| We’re kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh | 
| I hope nobody catch us | 
| But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway |