Lyrics You’re Not My Real Dad - Childbirth

You’re Not My Real Dad

You’re not my real dad
You’re not my real dad
You’re not my real dad
So don’t tell me what to do
Why are you always hanging out with my mom
I don’t wanna play catch with you
Stop trying to teach me how to drive
I already know how to drive!
You’re not my real dad
You’re not my real dad
You’re not my real dad
So don’t tell me what to do
No, I don’t want to get you a beer
Stop trying to help me with my homework, I can do it by myself
I don’t need a ride to the mall, my friend is gonna pick me up later
You’re not my real dad
You’re not my real dad
Wait, are you my real dad?
I have so many questions for you!
Oh my god, I like kittens too!
Are you on LinkedIn?
Does heart disease run in our family?
Do you want to exchange e-mail adresses later?
You’re not my real dad
You’re not my real dad
You’re not my real dad
Or are you?
Or are you?