
Date of issue: 11.06.2009
Song language: English
Embassy Lament |
Oh, my dear how boring |
He’s defecting |
Just like all the others |
He’s expecting |
Us to be impressed |
With what he’s done here |
But he hasn’t stopped |
To think about the paperwork |
His gesture causes-- |
We’ve an embassy to run here |
If these people can’t strike |
Blows for freedom |
With a valid visa |
We don’t need 'em |
If we seem offhand |
Then please remember |
This is nothing very special |
He’s the fourth we’ve had |
Since last November |
Who do these foreign |
Chappies think they are? |
And when he’s safely in the West |
He’ll be the subject to discuss |
The media will lionize him |
Fame and fortune plus |
No-one will recall |
It’s thanks to us |
You have a wife? |
Yes |
You have two children? |
Yes |
And they’re not coming with you? |
No, not for the moment |
You play chess. |
You are good at it? |
Oh. |
I hear you’re world champion |
Since yesterday |
That’s still good |
(sung) |
Have you an appointment |
With the consul? |
If you don’t we know |
What his response’ll be |
He will not see you-- |
With respect it buggers up |
His very taxing schedule |
Pushing peace and understanding |
Let us hope this won’t affect it |
Far too many jokers cross the border |
Not a single document in order |
Russia must be empty |
Though we’re all for |
Basic human rights |
It makes you wonder |
What they built the Berlin Wall for-- |
Who do these foreign |
Chappies think they are? |
And when you’ve |
Filled in all the forms |
And been passed clear of all disease |
Debriefed, debugged |
Dedrugged, disarmed |
And disinfected, please |
Don’t forget the guys |
Who cut your keys |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Where I Want to Be | 2009 |
The Soviet Machine | 2009 |
Difficult and Dangerous Times | 2009 |
The Arbiter | 2009 |
Nobody's Side | 2009 |
Quartet (A Model of Decorum and Tranquility) | 2009 |
Someone Else's Story | 2009 |
The Story of Chess | 2009 |
Commie Newspapers | 2009 |
Press Conference | 2009 |
I Know Him so Well | 2009 |
Pity the Child #2 | 2009 |
The Interview | 2009 |
1956 - Budapest Is Rising | 2009 |
Endgame #2 | 2009 |
Talking Chess | 2009 |
Florence and Molokov | 2009 |
The Deal (No Deal) | 2009 |
Florence Quits | 2009 |
You and I | 2009 |