
Date of issue: 25.10.2011
Record label: Space Age Bachelor Pad
Song language: English
Sockable Face Club |
Face Club |
Face Club |
Face Club, pal |
I stepped to the urinal |
I went and fished with my fly |
I’ze tryin' to get a stain off |
When I noticed a guy |
He was punishin' the bishop |
And zeroed in on my pride |
The subtle comedy amused me |
But I’m afraid I had to make the peeper die |
You’re in my Sockable Face Club |
You got a punchable face, bub |
You’re in my Sockable Face Club |
You got a punchable face, bub |
Grab him, nab him |
Everything you do |
Makes me feel like you |
Need to get a blackened eye |
You got a sockable face |
You got a sock, sock, sockable face |
You got a sockable face |
You got a sockable face |
Then there was heard a symphony of punchin' |
It shattered his glass jaw |
Woke up in blood and beer and munchin' |
On some red tongue slaw |
He kind of laid there burblin' |
And there arose a stench |
Like a million baby diapers |
Then something shiny caramelized on his pants |
You’re in my Sockable Face Club |
You got a punchable face, bub |
You’re in my Sockable Face Club |
You got a punchable face, bub |
Grab him, nab him |
Everything you do |
Makes me feel like you |
Need to get a blackened eye |
You got a sockable face |
You got a sockable face |
You got a sock, sock, sockable face |
You are a sockable guy, who… |
How can I say what I want to get through to you? |
You got a sockable face |
You got a sockable face |
You got a punchable face |
You are a sockable guy |
With a sockable face |
You’re in my Face Club |
Face Club |
Face Club, pal |
Punch you in the eggs and make 'em runny |
Get up and gallop and go |
Your mama’s face in my locket |
Your friends are diggin' the hole |
I learned from Larry, Mo, and Curly |
Not to take no guff |
But sneaky peeky got me surly |
I’m a semper fi, the kind of guy who likes to play rough |
Drama, drama, drama, drama |
Your face |
Hey, there guys step aside |
The cleanin' guy is here |
To lay that mop and bucket down |
Clean up blood and beer |
He needs a cigarette 'cause he hates work |
And he has to put up with a lot of jerks |
Face Club! |
Face Club! |
Face Club! |
Whoa, you’re in my Sockable Face Club |
You got a punchable face, bub |
You’re in my Sockable Face Club |
You got a punchable face, bub |
You’re a disgrace to the human race |
You got a stupid lookin' on your face |
You’re a disgrace to the human race |
You got an ugly lookin' on your face |
Grab him, nab him |
Everything you do |
Makes me feel like you |
Need to get a blackened eye |
You got a sockable face |
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