| Verse One:
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| I woke up early Sunday morning, had myself a piece of toast
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| Had fifty dollars in my pocket, gonna chase myself a ghost
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| Went down Camino Espinoza, gonna get me a divorce
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| Gonna split with all my money, see that girl who loves a horse
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| Chorus:
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| It’s New Year’s Day here on the border, and it’s always been this way
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| I never do the things I oughta, think I’ll stay, it’s New Year’s Day
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| Verse Two:
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| I met them boys there from O’Conner, cowboy like you never seen
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| They’re up for anything you want to, live on steak and refried beans
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| They bought up half of southern Texas, it’s why they act the way they do When them boys meet me in Laredo, they think they own Laredo too
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| Repeat Chorus
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| Verse Three:
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| I know a girl here in Laredo, her name’s P***y Willow Rose
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| She got that ring around the collar, got that ring stuck through her nose
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| She works there at the Dallas Cowboys, but she’s got no in between
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| Like all them other boys in dresses, they ain’t every Cowboys dream
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| Chorus:
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| It’s New Year’s Day here on the border, and it’s always been this way
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| I never do the things I oughta, think I’ll stay, it’s New Year’s Day
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| It’s New Year’s Day here on the border, and it’s always been this way
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| I never do the things I oughta, think I’ll stay, it’s New Year’s Day |