| Now if a order was to come down from the Pope
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| The Catholics ain’t allowed to smoke no dope
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| If they couldn’t get high would they feel real low
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| And Would they get pissed off down in Mexico
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| And if Mayor John Lindsey was to propose
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| The Oh Calcutta cast had to wear clothes
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| Would they still come all the way from Kokomo
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| Just to dig the show
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| What if Eldridge Cleaver was to devise a plan
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| For the Black Panther Party of America
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| To be merged with the Ku Klux Klan
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| And If Richard Nixon made Spiro Agnew
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| The new ambassador to Timbuktu
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| If he was to do it well, do you guess
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| It’d improve his relationship with CBS
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| What if Lester Maddox was to pass a law
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| That the black population of Georgia
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| Had to be moved into Arkansas
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| Would it make Orval Faubus sore
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| And start a 2 state civil war
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| And Would they ask the government for federal aid
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| To buy pickaxe handles and razorblades
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| Bop Bop Bop Bop Bodeop Doe
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| Now if Martha Mitchell was to address
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| A special meeting of the SDS
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| If she told them her views on Vietnam
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| Would they make her an honorary minute man
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| And if Governor Wallace was to come unglued
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| And run for President in 72
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| Could he carry all of the Southern states
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| With Julian Bond for a running mate
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| Now if the CIA, and the IRS, and the FCC
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| Found out that J. Edgar Hoover and the FBI owned stock in AT&T
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| And the UAW, and the BNO, and the AFL and CIO, and the ICC
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| And the BVDs, and the LSU and UCLA, and the OEO, and the KKK
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| And the PTA and the L&N, and the UPI and IBM, aww BS! |