| Eric: Hello world, my name is Eric Rosenthal
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| Jeff: And I’m Jeff Rosenthal. |
| And together we run itsthereal.com
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| Eric: We run our website a little better than Yung Berg runs Detroit
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| Which is to say we actually run our website
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| Jeff: Speaking on that, for all you snitches out there wondering what
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| The hell these two idiots are doing hosting a mixtape
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| Eric: Shouts to mom and dad
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| Jeff: Then snitch away. |
| Run and tell everyone you know. |
| Police, CO’s
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| Fed’s, Cam’Ron, Rudy Gulliani, that It’s Charles Hamilton is about to
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| Go down
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| Eric: Way down, downhill
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| Jeff: Well just the parts where Charles raps really
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| Charles: Make sure my mic is loud and my production is right. |
| Production is
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| tight
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| I won’t lose, that is not an option
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| Rap is not a job, I gotta rap to stop the nonsense
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| In my conscience, that is not me jotting
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| I swear I got a rock in my pocket, the shit that I be dropping
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| Straight crack, got rockers boppin'
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| Great rap, got hip-hoppers moshing, knowledge dropping
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| Like your brains gettin' splashed on the curb
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| I rap for the 'burbs and them cats flipping birds
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| This is my mission statement, I’ve been the greatest
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| Since the greatest 6, when I was pencil breaking, wishing for greatness
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| The latest statements from the greats is
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| «Nowadays, I’m diesel like sour haze»
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| Dope fitters dropping the illest shit
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| If it is something you don’t get, then you are ignorant
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| Like Mike Jackson in that episode of South Park
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| Ain’t shit funny, you don’t know shit about Charles
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| My theories go serial, killer through your strereo
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| Here we go, nobody is near me yo, fear the flow
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| Here we go, clearly thro-u-g-h
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| Ya motherfucking balance, and I don’t mean PH
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| T-H-E-O, gave my tape to 3H
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| Since then PH-arell, and Jimmy makes
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| Three great people who say CH is the latest
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| Something, something, something spaceship
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| Since outer space candor is considered great candor
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| I’m the Planet of the Apes, but with great manners
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| Fuck outta my face cocksucker, please
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| A lot of these niggas got cocksucker disease
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| They popped up on TV because they propped up on their kness
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| And cocked up their knees for lots of the cheese
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| I’m a monster, believe
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| Blanca, the opposite of blanco
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| I decided to out fox you like Solange Knowles, whoa
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| The pop culture rebel, say what you need to say
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| Most of you niggas is washed up like the VMA’s
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| The nominees for best rapper of the year
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| Doesn’t even matter because I’m here, it’s clear, yeah
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| The blogger from Harlem is a problem
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| Put your L’s in the air, I see the big picture starring
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| Charles, the most well fed starving artist
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| Marvin knows what going on cause I brought him along to
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| Hum in your mind while you listen
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| You don’t hear him, but he’s all in my rhymes when I’m spitting
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| Bring peace in this time of unrest
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| Seduction to a beat, see it’s time to undress
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| I am one mess of a kid, no bounty
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| On my head, when I was dead, God found me
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| And she crowned me King of the Underground
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| So it’s a celebration thing when I come around
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| (The one and only)
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| C-H-A-R, spittin like an AR
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| It’s Charles Hamilton
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| (And I’m only 20)
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| Rest in peace Big L. Shoutout to Primo, but you know who did this beat
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| Eric: You know our living situation has been kind of a mess ever since
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| Charles moved into the It’sTheReal.com bunker
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| Jeff; |
| Yea, the kid thinks he runs the place. |
| Sega games on the TV
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| Hard rock on the stereo
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| Eric: Yea, we used to have culture
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| Jeff: We used to discuss politics
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| Eric: You know what the worst thing of living with Charles is?
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| Probably how he painted.
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| Eric and Jeff: THE WALLS PINK!
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| Jeff: Right, yea, it looks like we’re living inside a vagina
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| Eric: Y’know maybe we should call our apartment the Sarah Pal-inn. |
| Anyone? |
| Sure |