Lyrics PMS - Chapter, Chapter Jackson

PMS

Mood swings, fatigue, bags,
I’m happy when I’m mad
I get so depressed, because I don’t look good In my dress must be P.M.S.
I’m cramping I’m in heat I’m eating up everything I see
But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet
But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet
But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet
Tampons, pads, douche!
I’m not in the mood boy shush
Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
Tampons, pads, douche!
I’m not in the mood boy shush
Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
Mood change, quick, I got this itch that needs to be scratched
Get me chocolate, cheese, a bottle of vino and Aleve P.M.S.
I’m cramping I’m in heat, I’m eating up everything I see
But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet
But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet
But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet
Tampons, pads, douche!
I’m not in the mood boy shush
Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
Tampons, pads, douche!
I’m not in the mood boy shush
Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
Sorry for the way I’ve behaved, I’ll be good after seven days
I’m mean I scream it’s that thing
I be acting like a fool talking smack back to you
Sorry for the way I act after the string you can come back
Then I’m back to being nice cooking you pad thai noodles and rice (here baby)
Your favorite right, yeah, do you really want to spend the night
Tampons, pads, douche!
I’m not in the mood boy shush
Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
Tampons, pads, douche!
I’m not in the mood boy shush
Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge
Look at my stomach!
Does it look like I’m in the mood?
I can’t even fit these jeans!
Look at me!
My feet are swollen!
Hey!!!
Don’t push me because I’m not in the mood
I woke up this morning with an attitude