| Yo, it’s the return of the, Gifter Gifter
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| The secret Santa grab bag sifter
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| The Grinch, sleigh hangin' off the ledge deadlifter
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| The best thrifter, the tear jerker
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| The Santa’s little help employee of the year worker
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| The smile bringer, the joy inside the child lingers
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| The boy inside the crowd proud, he’s a loud singer
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| The whole choir, the bow tier
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| The snowplow and the snow tires, the coat buyer
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| The «Oh, you shouldn’t have her,» the Birkin bagger
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| The Gifted Rapper, they told me it’s the thought that counts
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| But really it’s the count that matters
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| Accountin' hacker, bank amount countin' backwards a thousand smackers
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| It’s the return of Kris Kringle, the piss singles, that shit tingles
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| Sendin' checks twice 'cause the name’s on the list wrinkle
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| My chips Pringles, my chips been gold
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| My green mingle, your green mean slow
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| It’s the young born again, good hood ornament
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| With a little chicken like a Cornish hen, Amazon orderin'
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| Cohiba importer of Evergreen water in
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| Wrappin' all night, will he ever bring the chorus in?
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| Fireplace bright like I threw ten menorahs in
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| Ten more a whole fuckin' forest then
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| I buy the doll in the mall that the store is in
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| I hide the presents in the dressser and they draw us in
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| My dawg doin' moves, he said this shit is on the floor again
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| Feds was on his trail but he got fifty names in Oregon
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| I bought cases bigger than the suits that you see Lori in
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| James still sittin' but I’m sendin' a DeLorean
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| Look it’s Mister Christmas Bonus
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| Mister Made His Brothers Bands, Mister Nicholas Jonas
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| Mister Big Cojones but bigger heart, that’s where the homeless home is
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| The Home Alone kid
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| It’s the return of Kevin McCallister, the Swiss Mister
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| The Hot Chocolate Mixer that gets pictures
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| And big, big cousin misser, the quick fixer
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| The Wizard of Oz, big blizzard, the big gifter
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| Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
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| Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh |