| I wear purple, cuz I waaaaa
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| You cheat me, I cheat you back
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| Talent’s something that you lack
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| Cuz I waa. |
| (But what does a waaa mean)
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| Play me in a tennis match
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| I’ll take you down, cuz you are trash
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| Wish we could settle this in Smash
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| Cuz I always waaaan
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| I’ll fill you with such distain
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| Mischief is my middle name
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| I’m here to wreak some havoc
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| Makes me feel so ecstatic
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| They always get in my way
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| But today, I’ll make them pay
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| Cuz I waaaaaa
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| I’m Waluigi, I just wanna waa
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| You can’t defeat me, cuz I’ll always waaaaaaaaa (I wanna waa! I wanna waa!)
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| I waaaaaaaa
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| You can’t beat me, I’m Waluigi
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| Lookin' for someone tall and lanky?
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| Swipe me right
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| If you tell me that I’m cranky
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| Then I’ll start a fight
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| 'Cuz I know what I’m doing
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| Watch me sleuthin'
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| Thinkin' bout another way you’ll be losin'
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| No time for confusion, my evil plan is brewin'
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| Consider your happiness downright ruined!
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| I’ll fill you with such disdain
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| Mischief is my middle name
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| Don’t call me second banana
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| I’ll make you cry to your Nana
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| They always ruin my day
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| But today, I’ll make them pay
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| Cuz I waaaaaa
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| Who’s that guy?
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| What’s his name?
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| Hope he doesn’t
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| Come my way
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| (LUIGI)
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| Who’s that guy? |
| Who is he?
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| It’s that loser, Luigi
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| (He's a knockoff o' me.)
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| SHUT UP WAA
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| Don’t nobody cheat again
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| I don’t care how your day’s been
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| Cross me, and I’ll mess you up
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| I’m not in the mood, SO PLEASE SHUT UP!
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| I’m Waluigi, I just wanna waa
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| You can’t defeat me, cuz I’ll always waaaaaaaaa (I wanna waa! I wanna waa!)
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| I waaaaaaaa
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| You can’t beat me, I’m Waluigi
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| I’m Waluigi, I just wanna waa
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| You can’t defeat me, cuz I’ll always waaaaaaaaa (I wanna waa! I wanna waa!)
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| I waaaaaaaaa
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| You can’t beat me, I’m Waluigi |