Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Goodbye, artist - CG5.
Date of issue: 09.08.2017
Song language: English
Goodbye |
I wanna say you’re a real good guy |
But we both know that would be a lie |
It’s been a nightmare being your friend |
So it’s time for this charade to end |
I can’t say goodbye |
'Cause you might grind me down into meat pie |
I’ll tell the school that you’ve got avian flu |
So it’ll be their job to get rid of you |
I hope they put you into quarantine |
Or lock you up until you turn eighteen |
So maybe then I’ll never have to fear |
That you might suddenly bite off my ear |
Please don’t bite off my ear! |
I can’t say goodbye |
My face would be too mangled to identify |
If I could get your house repossessed |
You’ll be forced to relocate to your gran’s in the Northwest |
I could get you arrested for stealing a car |
I could get you a job as a miner |
I could ship you in a crate to Qatar |
Or sell you as kebab to a dirty diner |
It’s not real meat anyway |
I could get your folks to forget you on the freeway |
Sell you to a freak show on its way to Uruguay |
I could get you stuck on a fairground ride, (forever) |
Send you to a wedding in Somewhere-stan with you as the bride |
I can’t say goodbye |
But it’s no use trying to deny |
That I don’t wanna be friends with you |
So do whatever you have to do… |