| Woe is me
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| Gettin' into trouble,
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| On purpose.
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| Was it worth this?
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| I should win a ribbon or prize,
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| For breakin' into a bank by surprise
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| But on the surface,
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| I maybe kinda sorta did a bad thing.
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| I guess I’ll just make like a tree and leave.
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| They can’t cage me, ha ha ha how naive.
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| Now I’ve got the cake out, time for me to break out
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| Failure soon will lead to success,
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| Even if it’s excessive,
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| Escape will be impressive
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| Pain is a weakness,
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| So I 'm doing the best I can,
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| Victory is sweetness
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| That’s why I’m the Stick Man with the plan.
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| They called the court to order,
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| Third-rate counsel takin' my case.
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| My palm to my face.
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| Tried to break the bank,
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| Hiding in a bag.
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| Now I gotta prove that I didn’t do that.
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| Got so lawyered up by an Ace Attorney.
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| Made them think that the cop put me in the sack.
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| A shame I’m the same old kleptomaniac.
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| Don’t you mind me,
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| I’ll take my leave so casually.
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| Used a crowbar,
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| All is clear, I’m nearly free.
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| Gotta run now,
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| You boys in blue, you bring me down, down, down,
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| Makin' my way outta town.
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| Dodgin' bullets,
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| You betcha I’ma pull this off.
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| I’m bustin' outta Mesa.
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| Failure soon will lead to success,
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| Even if it’s excessive,
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| Escape will be impressive
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| Pain is a weakness,
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| So I 'm doing the best I can,
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| Victory is sweetness
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| That’s why I’m the Stick Man with the plan.
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| Failure soon will lead to success,
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| Even if it’s excessive,
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| Escape will be impressive
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| Pain is a weakness,
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| So I 'm doing the best I can,
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| Victory is sweetness
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| That’s why I’m the Stick Man with the plan. |