| Yuh, yeh, huh, yuh, uh, yuh, haha | 
| Ha, uh, hahaha | 
| Huh, yuh, yuh | 
| Yuh, I’ma be a cool dad | 
| Let my kids drink down in the basement | 
| Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded | 
| We’re gettin' wasted | 
| We’re gettin' wasted | 
| Yeh, I’ma be a cool dad | 
| Let my kids drink down in the basement | 
| Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded | 
| We’re gettin' wasted, waste-e-ed | 
| Uh, you’re goddamn right | 
| You can do drugs but keep it outta sight | 
| No need to keep it down you can party all night | 
| Just don’t let me catch your ass though playin' Fortnite | 
| Uh uh, lemme tell you 'bout the birds and the bees | 
| R-rated movies we don’t keep it PG | 
| I’ma be cool when you’re smokin' on trees | 
| I’ma be cool we start doin skis | 
| Yuh, I’ma be a cool dad | 
| Let my kids drink down in the basement | 
| Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded | 
| We’re gettin' wasted | 
| We’re gettin' wasted | 
| Yeh, I’ma be a cool dad | 
| Let my kids drink down in the basement | 
| Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded | 
| We’re gettin' wasted, waste-e-ed | 
| Sorry, not sorry | 
| I party, you party | 
| Picking you up in my brand new ferrari | 
| Classmates are jealous of your diamond necklace | 
| So fuck what they tell us | 
| So, can’t you read? | 
| ABCs | 
| Maybe hitting too much weed | 
| Rich as me? | 
| In your dreams | 
| Please just listen when I speak | 
| Uh, yuh, I’ma be a cool dad | 
| Let my kids drink down in the basement | 
| Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded | 
| We’re gettin' wasted | 
| We’re gettin' wasted | 
| Yeh, I’ma be a cool dad | 
| Let my kids drink down in the basement | 
| Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded | 
| We’re gettin' wasted, waste-e-ed |