| Have you heard of Phil the Fluter
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| From the town of Ballymuck
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| The times was going hard for him
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| In fact the man was broke
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| So he sent an invitation
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| To his neighbours one and all
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| As how he’d like their company
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| That evening at a ball
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| And when writing out
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| He was careful to suggest to them
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| That if they found a hat of his
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| Convenient to the door
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| The more they put in
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| Whenever he requested them
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| The better would the music be
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| For battering the floor
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herring on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hands around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Well hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball
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| There was Mister Denis Doherty
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| Who kept a running dog
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| There was little crooked Paddy
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| From the Tiraloughett bog
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| There was boys from every barony
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| And girls from every art
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| And the beautiful Miss Bradys'
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| In their private a and cart
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| And along with them
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| Came bouncing Mrs Cafferty
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| Little Mickey Mulligan
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| Was also to the fore
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| Rose, Suzanne
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| And Margaret O’Rafferty
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| The flower of Ard Na Gullion
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| And the pride of Petravore
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herring on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hands around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Well hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball
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| First little Mickey Mulligan
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| Got up to show them how
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| And then the widow Cafferty
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| Steps out and takes her bow
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| I’ll dance you off your legs says she
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| As sure as you were born
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| If you’ll only make the piper play
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| The Hare was in the Corn
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| So Phil plays up
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| To the best of his ability
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| The ladies and the gentlemen
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| Begin to do their share
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| Faith, then Mick
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| It’s you that has agility
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| Begorra Mrs. Cafferty
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| You’re leppin' like a hare
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herring on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hands around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Well hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herring on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hands around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Well hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball
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| With a toot on the flute
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| And a twiddle on the fiddle-oh
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| Hopping in the middle
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| Like a herring on the griddle-oh
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| Up, down, hands around
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| And crossing to the wall
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| Sure hadn’t we the gaiety
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| At Phil the Fluter’s ball |