Lyrics My Dirty Mazurka - Celkilt

My Dirty Mazurka

Tim was sitting in a train
Right in front of a nun
What was in her flask of rum?
As she slept he stole the bottle
He tasted it, but t’was yucky
When she woke up, he asked her
«What the Hell you drinkin' O’Granny»?
«I ain’t' drinking: I’m spitting!»
It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
One riddle, and good advice
what’s more awful my friend
Than a baby in a trash bin?
Well one baby in two bins!
If you drunk and have to puke
Shove a finger in your throat
And another up your ass
You can always switch them round
It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
If you’re shocked, if you’re bored
If you find my song too nasty
If you can’t take no more
well the real world ain’t better!
Watch a bullfight, go to Rwanda
Look for Human Rights in China
In the shoes of Daniel Pelka
it’s a sweeter mazurka
It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
It’s as dirty as it gets
Just Take it or leave it
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka
Just the way that I like
My Dirty Mazurka