Lyrics Mr. Mistoffelees - Cats The Musical

Mr. Mistoffelees

You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees!
The original conjuring cat
(There can be no doubt about that)
Please, listen to me, and don’t scoff.
All his Inventions are off his own bat.
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mister Mistoffelees' conjuring turn
And we’ll all say
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees
He is quiet, he is small, he is black
From the ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he’s only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it’s gone!
But you find it next week lying on the lawn
And we all say
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
And we all say
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
And we all say
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
And we all say
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
Well!
My manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But voice has been heard on the roof
When I was curled up by the fire
And I’ve sometimes been heard by the fire
When I was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers
And I’ve known the family to call me in from the garden for hours
While I was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
Oh!
Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffolees