Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Short Mot , by - Carole King. Release date: 25.11.2017
Song language: English
Short Mot |
| Well the district of the Rhine-Ruhr |
| Is diverse with tall and short |
| And should you visit there |
| You’ll wanna be prepared |
| For a dwarf named Mighty Mort |
| Now Mortie’s rather scrappy |
| You see he stands ‘bout two foot four |
| All the Altstadt ladies call him kneecap lover |
| All the mens just call him squirt |
| Well he’s short, short Mighty Mort |
| The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf |
| Shorter than a young Dauchhound |
| And quicker than a prarie dog |
| Now Mortie he’s a drinker |
| And he likes his Altbier cool |
| And he likes to pick a pocket clean |
| In back of drunken people’s stools |
| He’s got his tiny lederhosen |
| He’s got his green felt hat on fine |
| He got a 1mil. |
| Luger for a pocket shooter |
| He got a thimble for a stein |
| Well he’s short, short Mighty Mort |
| The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf |
| Shorter than a young Dauchhound |
| And quicker than a prarie dog |
| Well Friday 'bout a week ago |
| Mortie’s sucking suds |
| And on the ledge of the bar |
| Leaned a chap named Otis |
| Who wore some fancy duds |
| Well he snuck up right behind him |
| But a scuffle soon enued |
| And Mighty Mort got a whoopin |
| For touchin' the ass of an English dude |
| Well he’s short, short Mighty Mort |
| The shortest dwarf in all Düsseldorf |
| Shorter than a young Dauchhound |
| And quicker than a prarie dog |
| Well the whole bar started laughin' |
| And when they pulled the two apart |
| Mortie looked like a wienerschnitzel |
| In a bowl full of sauerkraut |