| Smackwater Jack he bought a shotgun
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| Cause he was in the mood of a little confrontation
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| He just let it all hang loose
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| He didn’t think about the noose
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| He couldn’t take no more abuse,
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| So he shot down the congregation
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| You can’t talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand
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| Big Jim the Chief stood for law and order
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| He called for the guard to come and surround the border
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| Now fron his bulldog mouth
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| As he led the posse south
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| Came the cry We got to ride to clean up the street
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| For our wives and our daughters!
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| You can’t talk to a man when he don’t want to understand
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| The account of the capture wasn’t in the papers
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| But you know, they hanged ole Smack right then (instead of later)
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| You know, the people where quite pleased
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| Cause the outlaw had been sized
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| And on the whole, it was a very good year for the undertaker
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| You can’t talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand |