Lyrics Downtown One Night... - CARMAN

Downtown One Night...

Spitz: Hey check out this ride huh?
L: I don’t know about this Spitz…
Spitz: Hey, hey chill it’s cool
L: Hey we could get busted
Spitz: Listen L, if you wanna hang with the gang you better get used to this
real quick
L: I don’t know man…
Spitz: There see?
No car alarm, no nothing!
I’ll yank out the stereo,
you check out the glove compartment
L: Yeah, okay.
Let’s see some maps here, some tapes.
Hey, I bet the book could
be worth something
Spitz: Bag the book, L. Look for greenbacks, credit cards, you know!
L: Look Spitz, look look!
It’s got a black leather cover, name lettered in gold
Spitz: Forget the book
L: C-A-R-M-A-N, Carman.
What a smooth car this man.
I wonder if…
Spitz: Jam!
Someone’s coming, let’s grab some tapes and cruise
L: Look Spitz, this has some black letters, some red letters… some stories--
Carman: Hey furball, what are you doing in my car?
L: Look at this… wait a minute, you ain’t Spitz--
Carman: Your friend jetted
L: He took off?
Carman: I should take a picture of this.
I mean, I never seen a car broken into
by two actual cat burglars
L: Uh, I gotta jet man
Carman: Hey wait up, that’s a nice book you got there
L: Yeah, lether cover, gold lettering…
Carman: It’s probably worth something.
You’re gonna lift it aren’t you?
L: Yeah… I mean no… I mean it’s not mine
Carman: Well, it is now
L: Huh?
Carman: I’m letting you have it
L: Straight up?
Uh wait, are you this Car-man?
Carman.
Car-man…yeah that’s it
L: Oh, so this is your car?
Carman: That’s right Garfield
L: And this is your glovebox?
Carman: Yep, you’re very brilliant
L: This is your car manual?
Carman: Wellllll…
L: Well listen man, I’m outta here I gotta go get something to eat
Carman: No chill man, like you need the book more than me
L: Man you messin with me?
Carman: No really it’s yours.
I got another Bible at home
L: Bible!
This a Bible?
Man I heard of this
Carman: Yeah?
L: Yeah man, I dig the part about the homeboy in a cage of lions knocking out
the giant whale with a slingshot.
Man that’s hard!
Carman: Well that’s not exactly it.
Here, let me tell you what the book says: