Lyrics Big Dumb Guy - Carly Simon

Big Dumb Guy

So many tech-heads Recent invasion
I stretch out my long legs And I kick away the mouse pad, baby Amazon, eBay,
Oracle, he say He promise a freebee
But he’s such a pokey little guy Wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumping out of the past That big dumb guy is here at last That big dumb
guy is here at last Cyberman lights up
But mostly he floppy Computer man crashes He’s so humpty dumpty,
baby Now he tries this experiment Though he knows it’s so low-tech He tries
patting his forehead While he’s rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby But he can’t
do it, can he?
No, no he can’t do that at all But wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past Sure enough, that big dumb guy Is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
Big papa bear Maybe you can remember It wasn’t that long ago When you dialed a
number
You got a living, breathing human being On the telephone
Don’t want nothing to do
But just study the skin on your face I want to look up at the sky And watch the
sunset With someone like you
Wait, I hear big footsteps
Thud, thumbing out of the past
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here at last
That big dumb guy is here, he’s here
In fact he’s brought his
Big raccoon coat with him
And he doesn’t even know it’s
Politically incorrect
That big dumb guy is here at last
I see him now walking torward me
Let’s get it on with your big bad self
Get it on babe, Get it on babe
Get it on babe, Get it on babe
That big dumb guy is here at last
Big, big, big, big, big
Big dumb guy
Oh, ha — smartest guy
I ever knew yeah
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Kiss me, kiss me now
If feels so good
I don’t want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore
I don’t want to see that pinwheel go round
And around and around
Every time I try to open any window
Hold me, you big dumb guy
You smart guy